The wisdom

I came home sad and blue cause I didn't get laid or even get a cute girl to acknowledge my presence for more than a few minutes all night. On the other hand, I don't think the loving warmth and suffusing joy of our lord Jesus Christ would have made my evening that much better.

On other news, I spent a half hour helping some poor fucked up drunk bastard I found on the street. Me and this other kid did everything we could to prevent his drunk ass from getting arrested and get safely home to... Astoria! Poor bastard indeed.