An email I just received

I dare you to decipher this. These things ought to come with their own Rosetta stones. I've changed nothing beyond removing her name.


hi cousin hw r u doin?hpe gud nd i hpe skol is fine 2.i jst need 2 ask one tiny winy favour.could u pls get me microwave popcorn wen u r comin home,iv rily misd it .tanks in anticipatn.take kia, [my 18 year old cousin's name retracted]